Scientific Study Confirms The Existence Of Adam & Eve

(RedState) Well well well. A new report affirms the existence of Adam and Eve. According to the Daily Mail a new scientific study claims humanity spawned from a single couple between 100000 and 200000 years ago. The deduction was made even against the wish of one researcher: David Thaler of the University of Basel Switzerland did all he could to prevent it: This conclusion is very surprising. And I fought against it as hard as I could." Thaler and Senior Research Associate Mark Stoeckle analyzed the DNA of 5 million human and non-human animals. Their finding was thus: We deduced that we sprang from a single pair of adults after a catastrophic event almost wiped out the human race."